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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 04/28/2015 at 08:47 • Filed to: None

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thebigbossyboss > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/28/2015 at 08:48

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Kicking works pretty good against geese. I hate fucking geese.

pip bip - choose Corrour > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/28/2015 at 08:53

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Kittens can go 30m!

JR1 > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 08:57

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So does swinging a golf club at it.

Hey, y'all, watch this! > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 09:00

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Maybe stop fucking them if you hate it so much?

buford-t-justice > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 09:01

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I have a few family of geese near my house, damn things shit allover my pathway.

thebigbossyboss > Hey, y'all, watch this! 04/28/2015 at 09:04

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Har har.

thebigbossyboss > buford-t-justice 04/28/2015 at 09:04

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Club them like you would a seal.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 09:09

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Or driving over them. And then find the nest and break the eggs.

cazzyodo > JR1 04/28/2015 at 09:27

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I pulled a Happy Gilmore when a flock was blocking the fairway once. GOOSE DOWN!!!!!

The thud and following “waahhhhhh” from the goose is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. They all moved.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 10:11

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We have some geese nesting at the dealership I work for. The gander is one mean mofo. He has a habit of standing right the middle of the driveway and gives zero fucks about all the cars trying to get past.

I also despise them. Flying rats.

450X_FTW > Hey, y'all, watch this! 04/28/2015 at 10:39

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I have a pond behind my house and they shit on my yard all the time. Not their yard, MINE. So every morning I see them out there I make a plate of scrabbled eggs and eat it right in front of them

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/28/2015 at 10:53

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Ideally if a goose attacks you will have a lightsaber handy.

If no lightsaber is available you will have to make do with a rolled up paper and your briefcase. This assumes you routinely carry a case full of briefs. I guess a case full of papers would probably work OK in a pinch.

Rico > JR1 04/28/2015 at 14:05

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Golf club might just be the best weapon in general for getting physical. Swing it way faster than a bat and hurts just as much. I am actually looking for one to keep in my car off CL.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 20:54

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I also hate the Canadian Air Force :)

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/28/2015 at 20:58

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WHY I AUGHTA!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 04/28/2015 at 21:03

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Sorry, it was sitting right in front of me. I had to

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/29/2015 at 08:06

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The wasp made me lol

Destructive Tester > Hey, y'all, watch this! 04/30/2015 at 16:55

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That gave me a much needed laugh!